{"id":72,"date":"2014-03-16T09:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2020-07-24T08:46:02","modified_gmt":"2020-07-24T12:46:02","slug":"hide-hide-the-cows-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/home-life\/hide-hide-the-cows-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"Hide! Hide! The Cow&#8217;s Outside!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><u>Speaking of animal skins:<\/u><\/strong><br><strong>Little girl:<\/strong> Daddy, what is leather made of?<br><strong>Daddy:<\/strong> Hide.<br><strong>Little girl:<\/strong> What did you say?<br><strong>Daddy:<\/strong> Hide, hide! The cow&#8217;s outside.<br><strong>Little girl:<\/strong> But, Daddy, I&#8217;m not afraid of the cow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of animal skins:Little girl: Daddy, what is leather made of?Daddy: Hide.Little girl: What did you say?Daddy: Hide, hide! The cow&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-life","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73,"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wylh.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}